Our War Marshalls use elite skills to inflict critical damage, our Generals practice real life Wack-a-Mole at Chucky Cheese once a week and our Members taunt UFC fighters. When we enter events, npcs walk up to us, drop their loot and kill themselves. EEG pays us to play. We date supermodels. We've all won the lottery. We all have IQs above 180. Our private parts are so big that they go all the way from A to [enter] on the keyboard. We never wait fifteen minutes after finishing a meal to return to the pool. When we drive a car off the lot, its price increases in value. We are all rock stars and may need to stop raiding for our world tour. We party with celebrities and mingle with the political elite. We leap tall buildings in a single bound. We have been on COPS twelve times. We do not talk about Fight Club. We test on animals. We won the Special Olympics. We are on a first name basis with Christopher Walken and Samuel L Jackson. You have been warned!!!!!